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collegehumor:

This Couch is Actually a Cake
Don’t eat your dessert before you’ve had your fill of couch potatoes. 

collegehumor:

This Couch is Actually a Cake

Don’t eat your dessert before you’ve had your fill of couch potatoes. 

(Source: reddit.com)

collegehumor:

Wait a minute. is that a balloon?

collegehumor:

Wait a minute. is that a balloon?

funnyordie:

10 Things You Can Do to Spoil Your Family’s Thanksgiving
1. Bring a homeless man you met at the bus stop and tell your family he’s the best chef you’ve ever met and he needs to massage the turkey before anyone eats it.
5. Constantly ask your mother when she stopped loving you.
8. Show up with your new girlfriend, who you constantly refer to as “mother.”
Read all the ways to make this Thanksgiving the worst here!

funnyordie:

10 Things You Can Do to Spoil Your Family’s Thanksgiving

1. Bring a homeless man you met at the bus stop and tell your family he’s the best chef you’ve ever met and he needs to massage the turkey before anyone eats it.

5. Constantly ask your mother when she stopped loving you.

8. Show up with your new girlfriend, who you constantly refer to as “mother.”

Read all the ways to make this Thanksgiving the worst here!

ryanselvy:

#159 Helpful WitnessI’m finally back to drawing comics again after nearly a month since my last one and what’s a better way to come back than with puns and herpes? Well, I don’t have herpes… but you know. Right? To clear the air I just want to clarify I don’t have herpes. Herpes does not equal Ryan Selvy. I don’t. have. herpes. HERE’S A NEW COMIC! 

ryanselvy:

#159 Helpful Witness

I’m finally back to drawing comics again after nearly a month since my last one and what’s a better way to come back than with puns and herpes? Well, I don’t have herpes… but you know. Right? To clear the air I just want to clarify I don’t have herpes. Herpes does not equal Ryan Selvy. I don’t. have. herpes. HERE’S A NEW COMIC! 

collegehumor:

Tap Dancing Sting Ray
It won’t b so cool when they tap dance all over our graves.

collegehumor:

Tap Dancing Sting Ray

It won’t b so cool when they tap dance all over our graves.

(Source: reddit.com)