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collegehumor: This Couch is Actually a Cake Don’t eat your dessert before you’ve had your fill of couch potatoes. 

collegehumor:

This Couch is Actually a Cake

Don’t eat your dessert before you’ve had your fill of couch potatoes. 

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collegehumor: Former Vice Mayor Drives With Genitals Hanging Out the Window You have to air it out somehow. 

collegehumor:

Former Vice Mayor Drives With Genitals Hanging Out the Window

You have to air it out somehow. 

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collegehumor: Wait a minute. is that a balloon?

collegehumor:

Wait a minute. is that a balloon?

collegehumor: Russell Stover Fine Assorted Chocolates Oooo-eeee, break me off a piece o’ THAT.

collegehumor:

Russell Stover Fine Assorted Chocolates

Oooo-eeee, break me off a piece o’ THAT.

funnyordie: 10 Things You Can Do to Spoil Your Family’s Thanksgiving 1. Bring a homeless man you met at the bus stop and tell your family he’s the best chef you’ve ever met and he needs to massage the turkey before anyone eats it. 5. Constantly ask your mother when she stopped loving you. 8. Show up with your new girlfriend, who you constantly refer to as “mother.” Read all the ways to make this Thanksgiving the worst here!

funnyordie:

10 Things You Can Do to Spoil Your Family’s Thanksgiving

1. Bring a homeless man you met at the bus stop and tell your family he’s the best chef you’ve ever met and he needs to massage the turkey before anyone eats it.

5. Constantly ask your mother when she stopped loving you.

8. Show up with your new girlfriend, who you constantly refer to as “mother.”

Read all the ways to make this Thanksgiving the worst here!

ryanselvy: #159 Helpful WitnessI’m finally back to drawing comics again after nearly a month since my last one and what’s a better way to come back than with puns and herpes? Well, I don’t have herpes… but you know. Right? To clear the air I just want to clarify I don’t have herpes. Herpes does not equal Ryan Selvy. I don’t. have. herpes. HERE’S A NEW COMIC! 

ryanselvy:

#159 Helpful Witness

I’m finally back to drawing comics again after nearly a month since my last one and what’s a better way to come back than with puns and herpes? Well, I don’t have herpes… but you know. Right? To clear the air I just want to clarify I don’t have herpes. Herpes does not equal Ryan Selvy. I don’t. have. herpes. HERE’S A NEW COMIC! 

collegehumor: Obama Wins Ohio

collegehumor:

Obama Wins Ohio

funnyordie: The 18 Best Reactions to the Election The election is finally over, and these reactions will be very entertaining to just over half the country.

funnyordie:

The 18 Best Reactions to the Election

The election is finally over, and these reactions will be very entertaining to just over half the country.

collegehumor: Tap Dancing Sting Ray It won’t b so cool when they tap dance all over our graves.

collegehumor:

Tap Dancing Sting Ray

It won’t b so cool when they tap dance all over our graves.

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